An exercise in exasperation (following/engaging Diane Ravitch on Twitter)
Following Diane Ravitch on Twitter is sort of like giving a six-year-old a kazoo on a long car trip. You know that by doing so, there's a very strong probability that it will result in near constant aggravation or annoyance. But you do it anyway, because somewhere deep in your troubled psyche you thrive on provocation.
Being provocative isn't always a bad thing ? and Ravitch does it well. Her latest charge to Twitter followers is pretty pointless, though. She suggests a naming contest for charter school names (#charterschoolnames) and then retweets suggestions from followers that range from mildly funny to offensive, especially to the poor, mostly minority families who flee their traditional school for an alternative and who certainly wouldn't categorize themselves as ?privileged.? Here are some of the worst:
- Dollars First Academy
- Privilege Academy
- Test Purgatory Hi-Tech High
- Letuslineourpockets High
- Erasure Secondary
- Dewey, Cheatum & Howe Academy
- Results By Attrition Network, Inc
- Wishful Thinking, Heavy Spending Academy
- I'm Better Than You Academy
- Village of Stepford Charter School
- W.A.S.P. Academy (Why Ask Stupid People)
- TFA Tours
Wow. This ridiculous Twitter anti-charter rant is more like giving the child a drum set. Ohio Gadfly suggests other charter school names that are probably more accurate, at least from the perspective of the families and kids who utilize such options, like ?Kids who would otherwise not have a shot in hell because their current school is failing ACADEMY.?
Flypaper readers, please weigh in with other suggestions if you're in the mood for a laugh or a blood pressure spike.
- Jamie Davies O'Leary